(Source: killsandscars)
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
(Source: claydols)
We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid. They see the loudest applause is for the kids on the field. They know teachers are paid poorly and don’t drive fancy cars. They know people plan Super Bowl parties but mock the National Spelling Bee. In other words, they see the hypocrisy, and we can’t expect society to correct itself. If we want to have any lasting influence on the way our kids approach education — the way future generations approach education — then we have to grab our pom-poms and paint our faces and celebrate intellectual curiosity with the same vigor we do their athletic achievements.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
HELP I CANT BREATHE
worst day of his life
i heard your penis is like a thumb
anarquismos:
Charlie Chaplin with nymphs in Sunnyside | 1919
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets)
you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker
THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE
(Source: voldegort)
if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
#you’re just a tall child with alcohol having a conversation you don’t understand (via queerly-it-is)
