imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
- europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
- americans: what
- europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
(Source: jaclcfrost)
yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
(Source: imnotsorrydamon)
SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
actual girl on fire in europe’s hunger games
so basically we hate eurovision but we watch it anyway
(Source: ser-merlin-of-valyria)
- family: well look who's finally out of her cave
- me: don't get too excited i'm just getting my book
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
(Source: dysphoriadaughter)
she has to be doin a lot of other drugs if her fuckin dog is talkin to her
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
